I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12616. | Hsu (eh643027) | 78.54 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12617. | King (dykflint) | 78.54 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 12618. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 78.53 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 12619. | Rob (nanijau) | 78.53 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12620. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 78.53 | 96.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 12621. | Emily (missartist15) | 78.53 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 12622. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 78.53 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
| 12623. | typerDeb (deb_the_typer) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-09-13 |
| 12624. | DDP (ddpgaming) | 78.52 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 12625. | Chris (czhang96) | 78.52 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 12626. | Chetnifikovano (gh0stblad3zz) | 78.52 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 12627. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 78.52 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 12628. | Jirka (fastasfuccboixd) | 78.52 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12629. | max (maxjack5on) | 78.52 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12630. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 78.52 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 12631. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 78.52 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 12632. | Skarp2 (skarp2) | 78.51 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 12633. | Rim Tempest (rimt3mpxst) | 78.51 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12634. | CerealKiller (zero_kool) | 78.51 | 99% | 2021-02-13 |
| 12635. | V (honen) | 78.51 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 12636. | Ante (antisa_fsb) | 78.50 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12637. | SerMarFe (sermarfe) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-06-08 |
| 12638. | Rodrigo (rodrigo1020) | 78.50 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 12639. | Vyper (vyperx) | 78.50 | 90% | 2017-04-07 |
| 12640. | Burger (lisfiz) | 78.49 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 12641. | Matthew (mmeppelink20) | 78.49 | 94.4% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12642. | Panner (panner) | 78.49 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 12643. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 78.49 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 12644. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 78.49 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 12645. | Aaron (kingofspades152) | 78.48 | 96% | 2025-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |