Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3026. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 76.72 | 97% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3027. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 76.71 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3028. | Marcel (marcelroed) | 76.70 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 3029. | Warren (berkshire) | 76.70 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3030. | Evan (evanneal) | 76.67 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3031. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 76.64 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3032. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 76.62 | 94% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3033. | Rangz (rangz) | 76.61 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3034. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 76.60 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3035. | Josh (hk001) | 76.59 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 3036. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 76.59 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3037. | Order (orderadchaos) | 76.59 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3038. | brain (covered_in_rain) | 76.59 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3039. | 3 wpm (fopdoodle127) | 76.57 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3040. | sdfsdf (onimoose) | 76.56 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 3041. | cL (cynibro) | 76.56 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3042. | UltraSturm (ultrasturm) | 76.54 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3043. | Enrique (zero9o) | 76.54 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3044. | arthas (arthas_) | 76.52 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3045. | Azamat (mrnull) | 76.50 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3046. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 76.50 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 3047. | Jose (cornjose877) | 76.47 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3048. | kyle (outcry) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3049. | Tmo (zvblast) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3050. | CHINA Nº1 (patato123) | 76.44 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3051. | Baby Shark (whoisvasu) | 76.43 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3052. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 76.40 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3053. | Barbatos (barbartos) | 76.38 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3054. | Babu (hellboybabu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3055. | lex (lexzaid) | 76.37 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |