You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1606. | Eric (goodchain) | 80.63 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1607. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 80.62 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1608. | Jacob (rosfather) | 80.61 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 1609. | Santiago (drebexler) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1610. | Kevin (kjax) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1611. | samuel (samuelga1) | 80.55 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1612. | Kristin (cc_pie75) | 80.55 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1613. | Lactophenol Cotton Boy (tpy... | 80.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1614. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 80.49 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1615. | Esmer (23455432) | 80.48 | 95% | 2019-11-30 |
| 1616. | Terence (notterrence) | 80.47 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1617. | Ethan (conanethan) | 80.44 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1618. | Ariel (ariking777) | 80.43 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
| 1619. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 80.43 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1620. | Neel (neel19) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1621. | Fozzy ? Vonzy kali (hnsjc88) | 80.38 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1622. | Enrique (zero9o) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1623. | Akela (akela123) | 80.34 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1624. | Bowlglet (bowlglet) | 80.31 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1625. | Janis (vigilante434) | 80.29 | 99% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1626. | Josiah (washers) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 1627. | Farm (pandamkii) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1628. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 80.29 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 1629. | uwu (serashkut) | 80.27 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1630. | Bill (roderas) | 80.26 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1631. | Nico (skichan) | 80.25 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1632. | Francesco (billyboe) | 80.24 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1633. | Sanic (192378) | 80.22 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1634. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 80.21 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1635. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 80.20 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |