I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6011. | Real (slendymale) | 97.52 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 6012. | Ba (prttyfast) | 97.52 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 6013. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 97.52 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
| 6014. | Mr. Robot (coolusername) | 97.52 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 6015. | Logan (loganangle22) | 97.52 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 6016. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 97.51 | 99% | 2025-12-30 |
| 6017. | actual (hanipop) | 97.51 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6018. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 97.51 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 6019. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 97.50 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 6020. | Kris (kriszilla) | 97.49 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 6021. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 97.49 | 96.8% | 2024-06-18 |
| 6022. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 97.49 | 98% | 2024-03-02 |
| 6023. | Slava (slavah8) | 97.48 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6024. | nj123 (nj_123) | 97.48 | 97.4% | 2023-07-14 |
| 6025. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 97.48 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 6026. | (yeekidd) | 97.48 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 6027. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 97.47 | 99.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 6028. | I3QiaoKeLi (adrianr2z) | 97.47 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6029. | Enrique (zero9o) | 97.47 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 6030. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 97.47 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 6031. | say (sayjay) | 97.47 | 92% | 2017-04-21 |
| 6032. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 97.46 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6033. | Boris (xivid2) | 97.46 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 6034. | Tobbe (tobbe326) | 97.46 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 6035. | Batoro (redsnake05) | 97.45 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 6036. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 97.45 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6037. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 97.45 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 6038. | Andrew (ajthom90) | 97.45 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 6039. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 97.45 | 97% | 2016-08-26 |
| 6040. | Orange (orangelover7) | 97.44 | 97% | 2025-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |