As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8980. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 8981. | Paul (phlap) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 8982. | Lulu (lulu_latte) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 8983. | Markus (mkh90) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 8984. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 8985. | Jacob (peterjacob) | 86.79 | 97.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 8986. | つき (tsuki24) | 86.79 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 8987. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8988. | Porky (porkyyy) | 86.79 | 96.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 8989. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8990. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 8991. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 8992. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
| 8993. | Jesus (yeetusdeletus420) | 86.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 8994. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 86.78 | 99.3% | 2023-07-15 |
| 8995. | tak power (langsungg) | 86.78 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8996. | zero2hero (zero2hero) | 86.77 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 8997. | noms (bloopdaferd) | 86.77 | 99% | 2025-11-28 |
| 8998. | sleeang (sleeang) | 86.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8999. | RaspberryPi (don_bartolome) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9000. | Marko (ggx4rtv_fast) | 86.76 | 99.8% | 2025-04-15 |
| 9001. | end (yungswag) | 86.76 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 9002. | Paul (yyube) | 86.76 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 9003. | Lucas (lucce34) | 86.75 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 9004. | vetle (vetlebg) | 86.75 | 100% | 2021-12-09 |
| 9005. | Daehan (vitamaxdh) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9006. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 86.75 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 9007. | zop (kozarrat) | 86.75 | 94% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9008. | Auful (auful) | 86.74 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9009. | Hannah (arya_1) | 86.74 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |