So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10843. | beereye (buhryeuhn) | 83.81 | 96% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10844. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 83.81 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 10845. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 83.81 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 10846. | Pat (artham) | 83.80 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 10847. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 83.80 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10848. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 83.79 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10849. | Nicco (hakirz) | 83.79 | 98.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10850. | Daniel (incognitus) | 83.79 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10851. | Pape (pape) | 83.79 | 94% | 2012-06-21 |
| 10852. | Kale (kaletypes) | 83.79 | 98% | 2014-01-05 |
| 10853. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10854. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 10855. | Niclas (nnnil) | 83.78 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 10856. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 83.78 | 97% | 2015-08-28 |
| 10857. | Sarah (pleb) | 83.78 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
| 10858. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 83.78 | 98% | 2017-01-28 |
| 10859. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 10860. | Mango (monthly_mango) | 83.77 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 10861. | Paul (zepla) | 83.77 | 98% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10862. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 83.77 | 97.2% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10863. | ABe (abenms92) | 83.77 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10864. | Lars (larsw) | 83.77 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 10865. | kevin (niv_) | 83.77 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 10866. | Louie (louiegooey) | 83.77 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 10867. | Nasrul (nastha) | 83.77 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10868. | nilansh (pralaya) | 83.76 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10869. | Missing (s6cppr) | 83.76 | 95% | 2012-08-04 |
| 10870. | john (racer520) | 83.75 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| 10871. | Icurus (icurusgg) | 83.75 | 95% | 2023-01-07 |
| 10872. | Christian (plat00n1) | 83.75 | 94% | 2014-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |