Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4844. | ĝelko (gelko) | 55.82 | 94% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4845. | Tyler (fffish) | 55.81 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4846. | Deno (dev_op) | 55.80 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4847. | Eldrick (esyk) | 55.78 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4848. | Brandon (fifth_element_00) | 55.75 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4849. | Ongasm (nong321) | 55.74 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4850. | Mantvydas (mantvisxxl) | 55.73 | 93% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4851. | Day (dayloud) | 55.72 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 4852. | Nils (nil0y) | 55.72 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4853. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 55.70 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 4854. | Dustin (dustin099) | 55.69 | 94% | 2019-04-17 |
| 4855. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 55.68 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4856. | Noah (alaskanwildman) | 55.67 | 95% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4857. | johan (aweomeace) | 55.66 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4858. | asgfd (akjghaf) | 55.61 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4859. | Thor (johnthebestmountainman) | 55.61 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| 4860. | Zephyr (zephyrkai) | 55.59 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4861. | Ale (cheesox) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4862. | Santiago (drebexler) | 55.56 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4863. | rok (porky202) | 55.53 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4864. | Cristan (cristang) | 55.52 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4865. | guest (privat) | 55.51 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4866. | bi (caovanbi235) | 55.50 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4867. | Anil (anilkumar123) | 55.50 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4868. | kasra (kasra44) | 55.48 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 4869. | Sundara Subramanian (sundar... | 55.48 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4870. | chuckey (chuckey) | 55.48 | 94% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4871. | Jordan (jordanplayz158) | 55.46 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4872. | Gon (frixgon) | 55.43 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4873. | twikel (twikel) | 55.43 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |