So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30941. | (arsenal) | 50.19 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 30942. | Juan María (bellpi) | 50.18 | 96% | 2012-02-02 |
| 30943. | (yfishmoony) | 50.18 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 30944. | (indiedeme) | 50.17 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
| 30945. | (vicksun) | 50.17 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 30946. | (marc_marc_marc) | 50.17 | 94.2% | 2021-03-03 |
| 30947. | (fellroy) | 50.17 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 30948. | Daniel (weabutakku) | 50.16 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 30949. | Regan (smalltymehero) | 50.16 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
| 30950. | (murcury_) | 50.16 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 30951. | (diaa001) | 50.16 | 93% | 2022-04-25 |
| 30952. | (mavisbeaconsson) | 50.16 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 30953. | (thanh_thuy) | 50.15 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 30954. | (npkothari) | 50.15 | 94% | 2018-03-26 |
| 30955. | (downunderdrummer) | 50.15 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 30956. | (abcdefg123a) | 50.15 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 30957. | cc (ccshenghung) | 50.14 | 94% | 2023-04-28 |
| 30958. | (andylowes9@me.com) | 50.14 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 30959. | (hugoslearning) | 50.14 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 30960. | Zephyr (zephyr) | 50.14 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 30961. | (ftchie900) | 50.13 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 30962. | (utkarsh420) | 50.13 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 30963. | (tye642) | 50.13 | 91% | 2013-01-09 |
| 30964. | (stamoulohta) | 50.13 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
| 30965. | (ghufran8288) | 50.13 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 30966. | (anna_v) | 50.13 | 97% | 2015-02-07 |
| 30967. | (quesket) | 50.12 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 30968. | Kelvin (amdabest) | 50.12 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 30969. | (balrog) | 50.12 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 30970. | (markneil20) | 50.12 | 88% | 2013-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |