So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5414. | (djo666) | 97.24 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 5415. | (audreyhy) | 97.23 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 5416. | Derrick (insublee) | 97.23 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5417. | TheMaz (the_maz) | 97.23 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 5418. | (kcip) | 97.22 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 5419. | (jediarron) | 97.22 | 99% | 2015-12-06 |
| 5420. | (kalenovice) | 97.22 | 95% | 2014-10-26 |
| 5421. | (tarako) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 5422. | (mq1993) | 97.22 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 5423. | nhdtxdy (nhdtxdy) | 97.21 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5424. | (bluswirll) | 97.21 | 95% | 2013-12-24 |
| 5425. | (brandiscrapbook) | 97.21 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 5426. | Pran (warel123) | 97.19 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 5427. | (r0tt1ng) | 97.19 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 5428. | (itypefasterthanyou10) | 97.18 | 98.2% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5429. | (ohumad) | 97.18 | 96% | 2012-06-02 |
| 5430. | (zephron) | 97.17 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 5431. | (dus10) | 97.17 | 95% | 2014-10-30 |
| 5432. | (laptop_typing) | 97.17 | 87% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5433. | (cycloglobin) | 97.17 | 98% | 2015-09-07 |
| 5434. | lon'qu (cadeth) | 97.17 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
| 5435. | (stewsquared) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
| 5436. | (aikchun616) | 97.16 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 5437. | (benwcc) | 97.15 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 5438. | (chesu) | 97.15 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5439. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 97.15 | 98% | 2017-05-22 |
| 5440. | (chichaca) | 97.15 | 96% | 2012-08-22 |
| 5441. | (csabi_) | 97.14 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5442. | (zeverit) | 97.14 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5443. | (samt) | 97.14 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |