With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4557. | Bao (bduong0929) | 100.93 | 98.2% | 2023-11-22 |
| 4558. | Lance (lznce) | 100.93 | 96.5% | 2025-03-15 |
| 4559. | Natalie (natforprez) | 100.93 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 4560. | (jlpt) | 100.92 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 4561. | thong (thongish) | 100.92 | 98.2% | 2024-03-16 |
| 4562. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 100.92 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 4563. | The (syberion) | 100.92 | 97% | 2025-10-16 |
| 4564. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 100.91 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 4565. | Sam (sam16975) | 100.90 | 97% | 2026-01-12 |
| 4566. | alex (schafted361) | 100.90 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 4567. | Jeffrey0219 (jeffrey0219) | 100.90 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4568. | f (stupidest) | 100.89 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4569. | Kyle (draco_meteor) | 100.89 | 99% | 2017-10-04 |
| 4570. | Dhayanandh (ken_adams) | 100.89 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 4571. | Essowicz (laisso_) | 100.88 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 4572. | Isaac (newton6674) | 100.87 | 99.1% | 2024-11-05 |
| 4573. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 100.86 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 4574. | Ren (rennitey) | 100.86 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 4575. | Maribel (zephhyre) | 100.86 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4576. | Jun (jjjun) | 100.86 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 4577. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 100.86 | 99% | 2018-06-30 |
| 4578. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 100.85 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4579. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 100.85 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4580. | Halbro (halmattalib) | 100.85 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
| 4581. | Ali Gohar (cybertech) | 100.84 | 98% | 2024-06-21 |
| 4582. | Hal (hals11) | 100.84 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 4583. | Dog acc (vick02) | 100.84 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4584. | k (k_lauser) | 100.82 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4585. | richa (richa69) | 100.82 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 4586. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 100.82 | 96.9% | 2024-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |