So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16559. | Mahdi (mahdi_r) | 73.66 | 97% | 2015-03-22 |
| 16560. | Jonathan (rokk123) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 16561. | Brandon (brego94) | 73.66 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 16562. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 73.65 | 91% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16563. | Rowan (rowbro) | 73.65 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 16564. | Azis (azisak) | 73.65 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 16565. | kousik (cmdtype) | 73.65 | 97% | 2012-08-15 |
| 16566. | Christina (peanut0718) | 73.65 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 16567. | emmers (emmers) | 73.65 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 16568. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 73.64 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 16569. | Shreyas (shreyaschavhan) | 73.64 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 16570. | Kartik (bhatiakartik10) | 73.64 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 16571. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 73.64 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16572. | Jaden (licky_lizard) | 73.64 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16573. | urushida (urushida7) | 73.64 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 16574. | Viraj (viraj_upadhyay) | 73.64 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 16575. | darlee (dgoma52) | 73.63 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 16576. | Adrian (zephanin) | 73.63 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
| 16577. | Eirik (eireksten) | 73.63 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16578. | Simon (siggyyo) | 73.63 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 16579. | Corbett (ck14136) | 73.62 | 92% | 2013-05-19 |
| 16580. | jo (typo00) | 73.62 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 16581. | Jacob (jaacobt) | 73.61 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 16582. | Hung (duchungphp) | 73.61 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 16583. | Javad (soorena776) | 73.61 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
| 16584. | machew (maphew) | 73.60 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 16585. | Saad (saadeldeen) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16586. | stanle2 (stanle2) | 73.60 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16587. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16588. | Bilal (bilalahmad6600) | 73.60 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |