And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24633. | Jonathan (jonathan__) | 71.54 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| 24634. | Bilal (bilal4822) | 71.54 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 24635. | Shane (shane_m) | 71.54 | 91% | 2013-04-20 |
| 24636. | emitz (rose_po0) | 71.54 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 24637. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 71.54 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 24638. | BrayBray (bigbossbyrdboy) | 71.53 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 24639. | sn0wflaker (sn0wflaker) | 71.53 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 24640. | Josh (josh_123) | 71.53 | 97.5% | 2023-10-11 |
| 24641. | Misticati (misticati) | 71.53 | 98% | 2012-04-12 |
| 24642. | Lucas (lukki_22) | 71.53 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 24643. | John (reedfrost) | 71.52 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 24644. | Driko68 (driko68) | 71.52 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 24645. | okyescool (lc0291) | 71.52 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 24646. | James (irishaggie) | 71.52 | 93% | 2016-12-05 |
| 24647. | Damien (tilt86) | 71.52 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 24648. | Kyle (kande004) | 71.52 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 24649. | Ze (zepedro94) | 71.51 | 96% | 2015-01-01 |
| 24650. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 71.51 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 24651. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 71.51 | 89% | 2016-03-06 |
| 24652. | ServerTourist (john_fungus1) | 71.50 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 24653. | Hiroko (hiroko) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 24654. | frrah (zhhrf) | 71.50 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 24655. | Laura (itypefast33) | 71.50 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 24656. | Jarno (freezixd) | 71.50 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 24657. | pavelexpertov (pavelexpertov) | 71.50 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 24658. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 71.50 | 99% | 2013-03-04 |
| 24659. | Gerry (gerryl) | 71.49 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 24660. | Henry (shxyn) | 71.49 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 24661. | Azazel (atheistjesus) | 71.49 | 88% | 2014-08-08 |
| 24662. | Mike (zipppity_sd) | 71.49 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |