So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26907. | @supertallarin24 in any soc... | 57.74 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 26908. | Taku (takuya) | 57.74 | 96% | 2012-01-21 |
| 26909. | Joe (joe_mama001) | 57.74 | 94.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26910. | joseph (jojobo617) | 57.74 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 26911. | Ethan (bigtypebrownie) | 57.74 | 95% | 2019-10-26 |
| 26912. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 26913. | Joshua (havix) | 57.74 | 92% | 2016-04-05 |
| 26914. | [AhK] Sonic (projeto) | 57.74 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 26915. | Pavan (kpavankotesh) | 57.74 | 92% | 2015-02-14 |
| 26916. | Caissy (kayyyseee) | 57.74 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 26917. | Katherine (katieo69) | 57.74 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| 26918. | sonicboom (sonicboomie) | 57.73 | 99.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 26919. | zshn (zishanshahzad) | 57.73 | 94% | 2023-08-05 |
| 26920. | Ted (serial_rapist) | 57.73 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 26921. | Miguel (mike311878) | 57.73 | 93% | 2018-12-22 |
| 26922. | Wajdy (wajdyessam) | 57.73 | 93% | 2011-12-02 |
| 26923. | (zeoxsys) | 57.72 | 91% | 2016-09-24 |
| 26924. | kirito (kirito1052) | 57.72 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 26925. | Annabe (annabe_) | 57.72 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 26926. | Aayush (aa__yush) | 57.72 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 26927. | Takuya (tacokevintoyo) | 57.72 | 93% | 2017-07-18 |
| 26928. | Tabari (babycry14) | 57.72 | 95% | 2012-01-19 |
| 26929. | Riley (cringeykidriley) | 57.71 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 26930. | Bitter (bittter) | 57.71 | 96.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 26931. | Eric (airwick_) | 57.71 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 26932. | Lasse (taakhe) | 57.71 | 92% | 2016-12-30 |
| 26933. | Ghodyst (ghodyst) | 57.71 | 90% | 2012-12-16 |
| 26934. | Vali (valii2000) | 57.71 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 26935. | Ngoc (thinkofluv) | 57.71 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 26936. | Guillermo (gseno00) | 57.71 | 94% | 2011-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |