The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16459. | MegaMatt (garrison0352) | 77.47 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 16460. | Jaemi (jaimeathedisco) | 77.47 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16461. | Danny (catfreak) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 16462. | Veer (the_veer) | 77.47 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 16463. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 77.47 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 16464. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 77.47 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16465. | jo (divergingfrompintos) | 77.47 | 91% | 2013-03-24 |
| 16466. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 77.47 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 16467. | podapanda (podapanda) | 77.47 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 16468. | Tim (thole) | 77.47 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 16469. | Tony (forthawhur) | 77.47 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
| 16470. | Andy (cocksauce) | 77.46 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 16471. | Tix (tixtictik) | 77.46 | 90% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16472. | Khan (mani_khan) | 77.46 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 16473. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 77.46 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 16474. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 77.46 | 92% | 2014-01-24 |
| 16475. | typeracer2487 (typeracer2487) | 77.45 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 16476. | Torio (zeorize) | 77.45 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 16477. | Anis (anis22) | 77.45 | 97.5% | 2023-07-25 |
| 16478. | Domo (dasuxosu) | 77.45 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16479. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 77.45 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 16480. | wharup (wharup) | 77.45 | 97% | 2013-11-28 |
| 16481. | Bryan (deceased) | 77.45 | 91% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16482. | Farah (yummyicecream26) | 77.44 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 16483. | Ian (2nd_place) | 77.44 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16484. | inggy (inggy) | 77.44 | 94% | 2015-02-17 |
| 16485. | Alexander (shiki) | 77.44 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 16486. | Luke (shmugyy) | 77.44 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16487. | Sam (gates250) | 77.44 | 96.1% | 2023-06-27 |
| 16488. | Joe (eoj05) | 77.44 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |