So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6973. | (gooddogthedog) | 92.55 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 6974. | rchern (rchern) | 92.55 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 6975. | BRETT KOHLER IS SCARED OF S... | 92.55 | 98% | 2014-06-08 |
| 6976. | (ben1406) | 92.55 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| 6977. | JP (jpalma4790) | 92.54 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6978. | (di_angelo) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6979. | Zyune (spacebarhops) | 92.53 | 93% | 2016-07-16 |
| 6980. | (sentinel) | 92.53 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| 6981. | (k9cruncher) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 6982. | (x98667x) | 92.52 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 6983. | Erik (ish4) | 92.52 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 6984. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 92.51 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6985. | (ohmygod7627) | 92.51 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 6986. | (zetsubobox) | 92.51 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 6987. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 92.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 6988. | (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 6989. | (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6990. | (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 6991. | bobo (tenbobo) | 92.50 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6992. | (thetypingatheist) | 92.50 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6993. | James (jameseamaya) | 92.49 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 6994. | (greatfater666) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 6995. | (sean_russell) | 92.49 | 100% | 2013-12-10 |
| 6996. | (zevie) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 6997. | Trey (pgneal3) | 92.48 | 97.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6998. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 6999. | (mdsunny2299) | 92.48 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7000. | Tommy (ivalice) | 92.48 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7001. | (sneakyseek) | 92.47 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 7002. | (khaelnas) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |