The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14897. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14898. | kunal (kunav) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 14899. | drew (drewlichty) | 80.19 | 93% | 2012-02-16 |
| 14900. | Andrew (illinoisrockets5) | 80.19 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 14901. | yet (whatthewaht) | 80.19 | 91% | 2016-06-12 |
| 14902. | dvoraknik (dvoraknik) | 80.18 | 96.6% | 2025-02-14 |
| 14903. | Adrienne (dre88) | 80.18 | 98% | 2024-05-28 |
| 14904. | Phosk (phosk) | 80.18 | 97.1% | 2024-08-16 |
| 14905. | Yadu Nandan (yadstar22) | 80.18 | 96.6% | 2024-11-13 |
| 14906. | Ella (ellanelson) | 80.18 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 14907. | pap (papasi) | 80.18 | 97% | 2013-12-17 |
| 14908. | eelaa (eelaa) | 80.17 | 97% | 2024-08-15 |
| 14909. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 80.17 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 14910. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 80.17 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14911. | tstats[gad2443] (gad2443) | 80.17 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14912. | Trevor (trevor) | 80.17 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 14913. | carson (zenstatic) | 80.16 | 97% | 2025-03-03 |
| 14914. | Colgate (colgate_good) | 80.16 | 98% | 2025-01-06 |
| 14915. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 80.16 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 14916. | Paka (_paka) | 80.16 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 14917. | Lim (reconlx) | 80.16 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 14918. | Leah (liah2010) | 80.16 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 14919. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 80.16 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 14920. | Neczy (neczylols) | 80.15 | 94.9% | 2023-11-14 |
| 14921. | dece1st (saraf2002) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-10-28 |
| 14922. | Qrilith (qrilith_nimeru123) | 80.15 | 95% | 2024-12-02 |
| 14923. | Stan (sttdex) | 80.15 | 99% | 2025-04-20 |
| 14924. | Steve (stevewearspants) | 80.15 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
| 14925. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 80.15 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14926. | Serdulan (serludan) | 80.15 | 98% | 2025-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |