So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6717. | Wise (wiseuser) | 93.81 | 99% | 2022-01-15 |
| 6718. | dead (kyohokuma) | 93.81 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 6719. | Mechanical or GTFO (keiange... | 93.81 | 95% | 2014-10-15 |
| 6720. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 93.81 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
| 6721. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 6722. | Justice (gumbol) | 93.80 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 6723. | Chris (czhang96) | 93.79 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 6724. | Zariski (zariski) | 93.79 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 6725. | Harambe (mrfebie21) | 93.79 | 93% | 2016-08-12 |
| 6726. | Allison (spcbttls) | 93.79 | 91% | 2012-06-02 |
| 6727. | Romping (max61090) | 93.78 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6728. | Stuart (sleesong) | 93.78 | 92% | 2013-06-30 |
| 6729. | Lois (loislane78) | 93.78 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 6730. | Mike (blitzsiege) | 93.77 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 6731. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 93.77 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 6732. | Fname (draksis) | 93.77 | 92% | 2014-12-27 |
| 6733. | zenitH (zenithhh) | 93.76 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 6734. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 6735. | sheep (theonesheep) | 93.76 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 6736. | Antonio (balusus96) | 93.75 | 94% | 2016-06-09 |
| 6737. | Kaleidoscope (kaleidoscope) | 93.75 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 6738. | Henry (henryroo) | 93.74 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| 6739. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 6740. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 93.74 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 6741. | Bo (bowelz) | 93.74 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 6742. | Jon (jonowright) | 93.73 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 6743. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 93.73 | 88% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6744. | Ryan (wow963) | 93.73 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 6745. | Kyle (kylrth) | 93.72 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6746. | Addison (hypos) | 93.72 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |