I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3635. | pepitsy (pepitsyschool) | 64.97 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 3636. | Stephanie (snbtower2) | 64.96 | 97% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3637. | the one (qaisianas) | 64.96 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3638. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.94 | 95% | 2024-02-09 |
| 3639. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3640. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3641. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3642. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3643. | cimi (cimikaiju) | 64.81 | 96% | 2024-06-07 |
| 3644. | Dmytro (dmytry100) | 64.81 | 98% | 2026-02-25 |
| 3645. | Ahmet (mcpeace) | 64.77 | 96.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 3646. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 64.70 | 94% | 2025-06-16 |
| 3647. | ColdFire (livinggod29) | 64.62 | 95.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 3648. | dogphile (dogphile) | 64.46 | 93.8% | 2023-08-11 |
| 3649. | Dante Alighieri (danteezy) | 64.40 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 3650. | DaviGand14 (davigand14) | 64.39 | 97.1% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3651. | Zenith (zenith_jo) | 64.30 | 95.9% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3652. | 222 (2222222222222222222) | 64.30 | 94% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3653. | Cadmus (cadmus369) | 64.30 | 94.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3654. | phoenix (stdagger) | 64.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 3655. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 64.24 | 93.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3656. | mirian (mar08) | 64.23 | 96% | 2025-09-03 |
| 3657. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 64.19 | 95.9% | 2025-03-27 |
| 3658. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 64.11 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3659. | Wahid (wahidhalim) | 64.03 | 94% | 2025-12-28 |
| 3660. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 64.00 | 94.3% | 2023-12-16 |
| 3661. | Sronichan (sronichan) | 63.99 | 96.3% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3662. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 63.94 | 96.5% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3663. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 63.86 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3664. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |