The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10846. | John (hertelerfeller) | 87.38 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 10847. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 87.38 | 96% | 2014-01-28 |
| 10848. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 87.37 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 10849. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 10850. | J (not_doctor) | 87.37 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 10851. | Clarence (freezegoldz) | 87.37 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 10852. | gettheguests (gettheguests) | 87.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 10853. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 87.37 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10854. | CrimSurfer (hsabove) | 87.36 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10855. | Epic (epic_gamer2834) | 87.36 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10856. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 87.36 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 10857. | Kevin (kg0184) | 87.36 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 10858. | White (snajpi) | 87.36 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
| 10859. | Storm (stormcenter) | 87.36 | 97% | 2013-06-05 |
| 10860. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 87.36 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 10861. | mgrig (mgrig) | 87.36 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 10862. | Durock (stormcroft) | 87.35 | 93% | 2012-01-19 |
| 10863. | zac (zeneo123) | 87.35 | 96% | 2018-12-31 |
| 10864. | Samz (samzgm) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 10865. | otoy (otoy) | 87.35 | 97% | 2012-02-08 |
| 10866. | mayssa (mayssalovesu) | 87.34 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 10867. | Alan (alandjackson) | 87.34 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 10868. | monkaS (rikio) | 87.34 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 10869. | mokshpradhaan (mokshpradhaa... | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 10870. | goobie (chonnay) | 87.33 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 10871. | dilectus (dilectus) | 87.33 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10872. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10873. | Micah (chaney34) | 87.33 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 10874. | Courtney (courtney_p86) | 87.33 | 97% | 2011-11-22 |
| 10875. | DNF (lam4nk) | 87.32 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |