So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22420. | (kebbi) | 64.03 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 22421. | (zidan13) | 64.03 | 95% | 2011-10-08 |
| 22422. | (andzhh) | 64.03 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 22423. | (alittlegook) | 64.02 | 94% | 2021-05-02 |
| 22424. | (michalt) | 64.02 | 89% | 2013-12-07 |
| 22425. | (woolf) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 22426. | (barti) | 64.02 | 94% | 2012-09-14 |
| 22427. | (sergeantsuper) | 64.02 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 22428. | (puneet28) | 64.02 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 22429. | Jun Sheng (my40789) | 64.01 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 22430. | (deelipsingh77) | 64.01 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 22431. | (razaberry) | 64.01 | 83% | 2015-01-24 |
| 22432. | (mana0) | 64.01 | 89% | 2012-12-08 |
| 22433. | (peopleofearth) | 64.01 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 22434. | (miss_a) | 64.01 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 22435. | (kekstee) | 64.01 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 22436. | Nickolas (xnickolasx) | 64.00 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22437. | (mattclowns) | 64.00 | 88% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22438. | (zendex13) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 22439. | a (hanso345) | 64.00 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22440. | (spitfire_029) | 64.00 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 22441. | (nsubordin81) | 64.00 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 22442. | (dezzardhd) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 22443. | (kcdoleg) | 64.00 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 22444. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 64.00 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 22445. | (starinator) | 63.99 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 22446. | (arjanomega) | 63.99 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 22447. | (kingraju) | 63.99 | 90% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22448. | Gopal Krishna (krisssssh) | 63.99 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22449. | (biogence) | 63.99 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |