I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1979. | Russian (russianemu27) | 118.74 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1980. | taan (taanz) | 118.73 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1981. | Joey (jzara33) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 1982. | (logan188mc) | 118.67 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1983. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 118.66 | 97.4% | 2023-09-03 |
| 1984. | JT (jtuwu) | 118.65 | 93.4% | 2025-01-18 |
| 1985. | x (mxlxdx) | 118.65 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| 1986. | jeff (typecringe) | 118.64 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1987. | Dominic (dominiccarroll) | 118.64 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1988. | (benevolentgardener) | 118.63 | 97.9% | 2025-01-17 |
| 1989. | TheMayoTyrant (themayotyran... | 118.63 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1990. | Kayl (kaydav1502) | 118.61 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 1991. | Josh (sinkadink) | 118.57 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 1992. | skye (noctie) | 118.56 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1993. | Walsur (walsur) | 118.55 | 99.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 1994. | Arefin Sadek (arefin007) | 118.54 | 98.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1995. | Zen_valk (zen_valk) | 118.53 | 100% | 2019-05-04 |
| 1996. | Arnold (10wpmtyper) | 118.53 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 1997. | free 21 savage (acholo) | 118.53 | 99% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1998. | Saku (sample__) | 118.52 | 98% | 2025-03-03 |
| 1999. | Ryan (fantazm) | 118.52 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2000. | erk (estalow) | 118.51 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2001. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 118.47 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2002. | Orestis (xlxs4) | 118.45 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 2003. | LOST TOLERANCE (conjure) | 118.45 | 95% | 2019-10-14 |
| 2004. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 118.45 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2005. | Zac (zbflips) | 118.40 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2006. | Quandale (jaxzy96) | 118.40 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 2007. | Marcy (melvindvorak) | 118.36 | 99% | 2017-06-25 |
| 2008. | Wr (wrish) | 118.36 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |