As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19981. | Jan (jfornoff) | 61.59 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 19982. | Ying-Chen (nash_equilibrium) | 61.59 | 96% | 2022-12-03 |
| 19983. | loc (loctheog) | 61.57 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 19984. | Catasa (tess_mffl) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 19985. | downbad typer (jdkosmicki) | 61.56 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 19986. | fabio (fabokitas) | 61.56 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19987. | pbwn (pbwn) | 61.56 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 19988. | Max (sharkey111) | 61.56 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19989. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 61.55 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 19990. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 61.55 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 19991. | Alex (alexxx010) | 61.55 | 90% | 2015-07-06 |
| 19992. | Jantzenpaul (sstruck007) | 61.55 | 91% | 2015-11-11 |
| 19993. | Masa (masacle) | 61.54 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 19994. | Nicolas (izhkar) | 61.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 19995. | Subhajit (tumpasona) | 61.54 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 19996. | gieo (jannuz) | 61.54 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 19997. | Andrea (sefarvaim) | 61.53 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| 19998. | zenith (zen_hell) | 61.53 | 96.9% | 2023-08-27 |
| 19999. | six (y33t3r) | 61.53 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 20000. | daryl (elegantbeaver) | 61.53 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 20001. | hans (hmuendel) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 20002. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 61.53 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 20003. | Alexis (fluxyd) | 61.53 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 20004. | Martin (murten) | 61.53 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 20005. | Abigail (abby_yobby) | 61.52 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20006. | Chris (rykthos) | 61.52 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 20007. | Arturo (techxnique) | 61.52 | 91% | 2016-03-20 |
| 20008. | chiru (chiru_s) | 61.50 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 20009. | Tyler Rankin (rxnkin) | 61.50 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20010. | kuiqzs (kuiqzs) | 61.50 | 96.4% | 2023-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |