Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1705. | J (sd59fifty) | 84.22 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1706. | Allen (coraza) | 84.20 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1707. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 84.18 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1708. | Haikuno (haikuno) | 84.16 | 95% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1709. | Oğuzcan (yavuzovski) | 84.16 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1710. | Kevin (123kevinlee) | 84.16 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1711. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 84.16 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1712. | Angelo (jgello) | 84.13 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1713. | Corey (oldmanbrink) | 84.12 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1714. | Jose (josethomas) | 84.12 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
| 1715. | antiphon (goodmania) | 84.11 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1716. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 84.11 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1717. | Omar (reci) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 1718. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 84.08 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1719. | Centrix (centrix) | 84.07 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1720. | panacotta (panacotta) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1721. | Cassius (nix_carver) | 84.05 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1722. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 84.05 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1723. | Like Like (like_like) | 84.04 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 1724. | Smoke (smoke91) | 84.02 | 99% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1725. | Eisenrhower (jonnymaster) | 84.02 | 95% | 2017-07-27 |
| 1726. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 84.01 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1727. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 83.98 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 1728. | Carl (scramcarl) | 83.97 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1729. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 83.96 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1730. | Jackie (cheerfulmusical) | 83.95 | 99% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1731. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 83.95 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 1732. | grimpatron (grimpatron) | 83.95 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1733. | Osh (elvor) | 83.94 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1734. | K (khanali2020) | 83.94 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |