I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33563. | (nationalist) | 45.62 | 89% | 2012-11-01 |
| 33564. | (dalls) | 45.62 | 85% | 2014-10-28 |
| 33565. | (bert075) | 45.61 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 33566. | (unsociable) | 45.60 | 86% | 2014-03-30 |
| 33567. | (itsmegduh) | 45.60 | 91% | 2022-03-03 |
| 33568. | (aalbertl) | 45.60 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
| 33569. | (nhatminh2947) | 45.60 | 87% | 2015-08-19 |
| 33570. | (ahmfekerz) | 45.60 | 87% | 2016-07-25 |
| 33571. | (tonybenson) | 45.60 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 33572. | (khoi) | 45.60 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 33573. | (jackomx) | 45.60 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 33574. | (newtt_897) | 45.59 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 33575. | (maniac1987) | 45.59 | 87% | 2012-08-17 |
| 33576. | (darkland) | 45.59 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 33577. | pakphoom (touchkun) | 45.59 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 33578. | (excalibar) | 45.59 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 33579. | (satonil0) | 45.58 | 95% | 2023-06-19 |
| 33580. | (hustlinghotties) | 45.58 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 33581. | Benny (bennytw) | 45.58 | 90% | 2012-03-31 |
| 33582. | (zekigel) | 45.58 | 94% | 2018-08-08 |
| 33583. | Michael (slauderek) | 45.57 | 89% | 2017-02-24 |
| 33584. | (dr_white_wine) | 45.57 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 33585. | (temirtator) | 45.57 | 87% | 2015-05-29 |
| 33586. | (dalouis) | 45.57 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 33587. | (scottrookie) | 45.56 | 87% | 2016-08-21 |
| 33588. | (nubnooblet) | 45.56 | 79% | 2016-11-11 |
| 33589. | (hoxton) | 45.56 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 33590. | (oss123) | 45.56 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 33591. | Ozzy (oasis) | 45.56 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 33592. | (kraken_wrath) | 45.56 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |