And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32246. | (mrzitrojr) | 57.93 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 32247. | Gokcan (gokcanozakdag) | 57.93 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 32248. | Gil (gilfish) | 57.92 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 32249. | (mutse) | 57.92 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 32250. | (zhanglet) | 57.92 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 32251. | (jgeoppo) | 57.92 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 32252. | (retsam101) | 57.92 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 32253. | (peopleofearth) | 57.92 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 32254. | (stainedclass) | 57.92 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 32255. | LogicBS (logicbs) | 57.91 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 32256. | (cvtmrt) | 57.91 | 95.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 32257. | (davinz) | 57.91 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 32258. | (jimbo88) | 57.91 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 32259. | (azomio) | 57.91 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 32260. | (abby79) | 57.91 | 93% | 2012-11-07 |
| 32261. | emm (machiex) | 57.90 | 97.4% | 2023-09-07 |
| 32262. | (zekigel) | 57.89 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 32263. | (tophatman) | 57.89 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 32264. | (himanshuganatra) | 57.89 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 32265. | (jinglegordon) | 57.89 | 91% | 2014-02-19 |
| 32266. | (mohsink988) | 57.89 | 92% | 2012-06-07 |
| 32267. | (phonglt) | 57.89 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 32268. | Vance (vanceblack) | 57.89 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 32269. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 57.89 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 32270. | adverb (adverb7) | 57.88 | 94% | 2022-03-06 |
| 32271. | (price4124) | 57.88 | 93% | 2016-12-17 |
| 32272. | (edcel82) | 57.88 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 32273. | (undercoverninjaturtle) | 57.88 | 94.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 32274. | memento_mori (_memento_mori_) | 57.88 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 32275. | ace (alas) | 57.88 | 91% | 2013-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |