I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2765. | Tom (twrig144) | 80.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2766. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 80.14 | 97.4% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2767. | Bruce (dirtywhite_) | 80.10 | 98% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2768. | Benga (skebengat) | 80.09 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2769. | Shisir Gurung (shisir_2025) | 80.09 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2770. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 80.08 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2771. | Kate (kate676) | 80.06 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2772. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 80.06 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2773. | lejo (lejo5356) | 80.05 | 94.4% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2774. | Brad (brad2024) | 80.04 | 95.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2775. | Rachan (khatarina) | 80.02 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2776. | sjdjsifh (sjdjsifh) | 79.99 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2777. | Eros (tigeros) | 79.96 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2778. | DaddictKindaSlow (daddictki... | 79.93 | 95.3% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2779. | kannstacey (kannstacey) | 79.93 | 95.4% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2780. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 79.90 | 94% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2781. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.89 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2782. | Julia (lammy0_0) | 79.89 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2783. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 79.89 | 97.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2784. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 79.88 | 96.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 2785. | Andy (andychamp) | 79.87 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2786. | Firelove (firelove7k) | 79.87 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2787. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 79.86 | 96% | 2024-01-23 |
| 2788. | Venganza (venganza_) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-08-29 |
| 2789. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2790. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 79.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2791. | Dys (dys_) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2792. | Montu (axom_shochwave) | 79.78 | 96% | 2025-10-01 |
| 2793. | eelgent (eelgent) | 79.75 | 95% | 2024-03-06 |
| 2794. | 1337 (dotnet) | 79.72 | 97% | 2025-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |