Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28080. | Hashan (hashan94_) | 56.54 | 95% | 2022-11-24 |
| 28081. | darsh (rgmcoin) | 56.53 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 28082. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 56.53 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 28083. | Welame (welame) | 56.53 | 96.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 28084. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 56.53 | 93% | 2021-03-22 |
| 28085. | chickylsq (chickylsq) | 56.53 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 28086. | Michael (mbowen) | 56.53 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28087. | VgbnD (vgbnd) | 56.52 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 28088. | Musa (jighaim) | 56.52 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 28089. | J (jellyfiszh) | 56.52 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 28090. | Fineko (fineko) | 56.52 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 28091. | abhishek (gola) | 56.51 | — | 2010-02-14 |
| 28092. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 56.51 | — | 2009-07-26 |
| 28093. | Kenny (infection7) | 56.51 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 28094. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 56.51 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 28095. | Sabiba (sabiba) | 56.51 | 96.8% | 2023-06-05 |
| 28096. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 56.50 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 28097. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 56.50 | 94% | 2016-02-06 |
| 28098. | jazz (jazzhand) | 56.50 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 28099. | Douglas (douglaswaugh) | 56.50 | 93% | 2016-04-15 |
| 28100. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 56.50 | 96% | 2020-08-01 |
| 28101. | Danilo (danilo961) | 56.50 | 96.6% | 2023-07-17 |
| 28102. | Haruspex (haruspex) | 56.49 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 28103. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 56.49 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 28104. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 56.49 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 28105. | batbayar (winnerb43) | 56.49 | 95% | 2017-01-26 |
| 28106. | laurent (ajgad) | 56.49 | 95% | 2015-03-12 |
| 28107. | h8fries (h8fries) | 56.49 | 97.4% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28108. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.49 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 28109. | zakir (zakirhossen) | 56.49 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |