So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14318. | Aierou (aierou) | 77.16 | 97% | 2016-11-13 |
| 14319. | Bill (wyxoor) | 77.15 | 88% | 2016-02-05 |
| 14320. | TardPancake (beastowner69) | 77.15 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14321. | (terminatorer) | 77.15 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 14322. | (georgel8314) | 77.15 | 95% | 2022-11-26 |
| 14323. | (massmurder) | 77.15 | 91% | 2012-11-24 |
| 14324. | Md. Shafiqul (shafiqulazam) | 77.15 | 95% | 2011-08-28 |
| 14325. | Matti (mattiast) | 77.15 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 14326. | (cheekcn) | 77.15 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 14327. | (allie_rindell) | 77.14 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 14328. | Damir Talipov (mirtal) | 77.14 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 14329. | (zhziong) | 77.14 | 92% | 2015-01-01 |
| 14330. | Will (carbohydra) | 77.14 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 14331. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 77.14 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 14332. | Matt (thronkar) | 77.14 | 89% | 2012-10-24 |
| 14333. | (bwewts) | 77.14 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 14334. | hugh (spoop) | 77.13 | 95.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14335. | (zedtimestory) | 77.13 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 14336. | Will (zilus) | 77.13 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 14337. | Robert (glakus) | 77.13 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 14338. | Matt (usernaem) | 77.13 | 93% | 2017-04-05 |
| 14339. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 77.13 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 14340. | (peeholepincher) | 77.13 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 14341. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 77.13 | 95% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14342. | Austin (hobbes_0623) | 77.12 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14343. | (elwessweettea) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 14344. | (janglevet) | 77.12 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14345. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14346. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 77.12 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 14347. | vasilis (hackfree) | 77.12 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |