Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1455. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 65.23 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1456. | Inferno (infernobeast) | 65.18 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1457. | Matthew (lolpresidents) | 65.17 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1458. | Sam (wes0707) | 65.17 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1459. | Michael (mhykoly) | 65.15 | 94% | 2018-03-03 |
| 1460. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 65.11 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 1461. | Nicolas (silwr) | 65.11 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1462. | Machine (guldan) | 65.07 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1463. | vamsi (krish5892) | 65.07 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 1464. | SwiPe (swipe999) | 65.05 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1465. | Shone (shone1998) | 65.05 | 96% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1466. | David (dazzlethc) | 65.04 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1467. | Spooky (spookyspooky123) | 65.03 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1468. | Micky (vorine) | 65.01 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1469. | Anh (anhmv) | 64.99 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1470. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 64.99 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1471. | ZeDerp (zederp) | 64.97 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 1472. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 64.96 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 1473. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 64.95 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
| 1474. | danymanny (danymanny) | 64.93 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1475. | Breufe (breufe) | 64.92 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1476. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 64.91 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1477. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 64.91 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1478. | Adnan (max9999) | 64.87 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1479. | tiglas (tiglas) | 64.86 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1480. | I know ur trying ur best (o... | 64.84 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1481. | Lewis (loc_d) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1482. | Hater (hateself) | 64.79 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1483. | Anders (keyboard_smasher_12) | 64.78 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1484. | cruise control (terminator_... | 64.77 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |