The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11770. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 86.13 | 97% | 2014-10-08 |
| 11771. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 86.13 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 11772. | david (digger514) | 86.13 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 11773. | Jake (shadow5253) | 86.12 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 11774. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 86.12 | 99% | 2024-09-10 |
| 11775. | David (styrofoamboots) | 86.12 | 98% | 2011-11-20 |
| 11776. | Jesus (johangodinho123) | 86.12 | 95% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11777. | Scania (scania730) | 86.12 | 89% | 2012-11-03 |
| 11778. | Sami (sami49) | 86.12 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
| 11779. | Li (libung) | 86.11 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 11780. | Sairas Shrestha (sairasraces) | 86.11 | 97.6% | 2024-08-13 |
| 11781. | Angus (thechief137) | 86.11 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 11782. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11783. | Bean (doomlegume) | 86.11 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 11784. | T (slopra) | 86.11 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 11785. | León (lr610) | 86.11 | 93% | 2014-03-26 |
| 11786. | lol (liamawesome3) | 86.10 | 96% | 2026-01-31 |
| 11787. | voidheart (voidheartt) | 86.10 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 11788. | Jusrneim (jusrneim) | 86.10 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 11789. | ZEDDEEDD (zeddeedd) | 86.10 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 11790. | Fahad (viaroi) | 86.10 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 11791. | mYTo (abhinay_ramineni) | 86.10 | 97.8% | 2024-08-14 |
| 11792. | David (d_thompson78) | 86.10 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11793. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 86.10 | 98% | 2026-03-02 |
| 11794. | Gordon (gordy) | 86.10 | 95% | 2012-10-10 |
| 11795. | taro (taro_curly) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 11796. | ashley (ashleyjohnstonn) | 86.10 | 93% | 2014-01-18 |
| 11797. | ThatOnePianist (thatonepian... | 86.09 | 98% | 2025-04-28 |
| 11798. | Genzoku (genzoku) | 86.09 | 94.7% | 2024-01-15 |
| 11799. | Childannihilator (mivp) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |