As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6437. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6438. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 93.44 | 99.1% | 2025-02-13 |
| 6439. | Zn (z1ny) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 6440. | H4mburger (h4mburger) | 93.43 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6441. | Jizz (mamski) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 6442. | Juan (phoenixfast) | 93.42 | 98% | 2025-12-24 |
| 6443. | Tyler (exilereject) | 93.42 | 98.8% | 2023-05-31 |
| 6444. | thifuni (thifuni) | 93.42 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6445. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 6446. | Derek (vonarxd) | 93.41 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6447. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6448. | Hajar (hajar424) | 93.41 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6449. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 93.40 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 6450. | Gary (garrigan) | 93.40 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 6451. | Cory (cory) | 93.40 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 6452. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 93.39 | 98.2% | 2024-09-17 |
| 6453. | ZEDDEED (zeddeed) | 93.38 | 98% | 2024-08-21 |
| 6454. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 93.38 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 6455. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-11-18 |
| 6456. | m (ogtong) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6457. | Sagi (sagi73) | 93.36 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 6458. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 93.36 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
| 6459. | F (flashyferrari) | 93.36 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 6460. | Pog (randomguy2005) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 6461. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 93.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 6462. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.35 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6463. | Séamus (shay42) | 93.35 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 6464. | Silvano (silvanoa) | 93.34 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 6465. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 6466. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |