Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4735. | winner (winner11) | 99.70 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 4736. | toad (toadpole) | 99.70 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 4737. | njoop (njoop) | 99.70 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 4738. | MST (stereotypist) | 99.70 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 4739. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 99.70 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 4740. | Xriasp (xriasp) | 99.70 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4741. | impostor (ilikepotatoesixty... | 99.69 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 4742. | Joosep (aktos) | 99.68 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 4743. | Yousef (youssef_magdy) | 99.68 | 99% | 2024-01-02 |
| 4744. | Masab (masab2) | 99.67 | 97.5% | 2025-03-31 |
| 4745. | Sean (beahmer) | 99.67 | 97.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4746. | TheFoodMan52 (thefoodman52) | 99.67 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4747. | edisonhussey (furox) | 99.67 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4748. | L (t3rraa) | 99.66 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4749. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 99.66 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4750. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 99.66 | 96% | 2025-12-02 |
| 4751. | ZEDDED (zedded) | 99.64 | 99% | 2024-08-10 |
| 4752. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 99.61 | 97.4% | 2024-06-19 |
| 4753. | Ba (prttyfast) | 99.61 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 4754. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 99.61 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 4755. | w (wisatong) | 99.61 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4756. | Sander (5andos) | 99.60 | 99.2% | 2025-03-10 |
| 4757. | Osh (elvor) | 99.60 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 4758. | TooTired (oturan11) | 99.60 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4759. | ignacio (ifarias25) | 99.60 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 4760. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 99.58 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 4761. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 99.58 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 4762. | H (docsattar) | 99.58 | 100% | 2020-05-14 |
| 4763. | James (karonar) | 99.58 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 4764. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 99.57 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |