Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35727. | (king_vegeta) | 40.95 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 35728. | (abyman) | 40.94 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 35729. | Carlos (riverside) | 40.94 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 35730. | (yeettobeet) | 40.94 | 97.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35731. | (jagraj) | 40.94 | 94% | 2021-06-16 |
| 35732. | (riddik) | 40.93 | 89% | 2012-12-03 |
| 35733. | (3jway2wavyyy) | 40.93 | 93.5% | 2023-07-02 |
| 35734. | (nik91) | 40.93 | 92% | 2020-08-17 |
| 35735. | amal (amalaugustine) | 40.92 | 84% | 2016-06-14 |
| 35736. | (lovered) | 40.92 | 92% | 2016-04-20 |
| 35737. | (ashish2307) | 40.92 | 94% | 2023-10-25 |
| 35738. | (sajancpatel) | 40.92 | 90% | 2012-06-09 |
| 35739. | (madan) | 40.91 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 35740. | (sisse) | 40.91 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 35741. | (scakmak) | 40.91 | 93% | 2015-12-08 |
| 35742. | (haha1212) | 40.91 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 35743. | (ahadichib) | 40.90 | 93% | 2015-12-22 |
| 35744. | (yunior) | 40.90 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 35745. | (dron) | 40.90 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 35746. | Stygian (untimely_demise) | 40.90 | 85% | 2011-10-05 |
| 35747. | (zecro_48) | 40.90 | 92% | 2022-04-25 |
| 35748. | (aughhhhhh) | 40.90 | 94% | 2023-10-25 |
| 35749. | (yatit) | 40.90 | 93% | 2023-02-23 |
| 35750. | (amiratou) | 40.90 | 89% | 2016-10-17 |
| 35751. | (mmohit) | 40.89 | 90% | 2013-05-24 |
| 35752. | (wabi_borz) | 40.89 | 92% | 2020-11-22 |
| 35753. | (chappyw123) | 40.89 | 93% | 2023-06-05 |
| 35754. | yaniismithxo (yaniismith) | 40.89 | 91% | 2012-08-21 |
| 35755. | (pink_pluppy_rose_ain) | 40.88 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 35756. | (xfrozt_) | 40.88 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |