I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16132. | Suigikawa (suigikawa) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16133. | Maxy (christianmalinao) | 73.37 | 95.9% | 2025-03-16 |
| 16134. | Rob (hiddensharigan02) | 73.37 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 16135. | eugene (el871109) | 73.37 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 16136. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 73.37 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 16137. | Kishore (kishorep) | 73.36 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 16138. | Jumri (azarashii) | 73.36 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
| 16139. | islom (islom02) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16140. | uska95 (uska95) | 73.35 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 16141. | David (kugelblit) | 73.35 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 16142. | Anthony (anton42) | 73.35 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 16143. | A (ankita) | 73.35 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 16144. | Ryan (reece2) | 73.34 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 16145. | Kupo (kuponata) | 73.34 | 91% | 2016-03-25 |
| 16146. | Andrew (ro13inson) | 73.33 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 16147. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 73.33 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 16148. | D-Man (dk918) | 73.32 | 95.3% | 2025-01-17 |
| 16149. | Nessak (nessak) | 73.32 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 16150. | tstats[bomb_guard] (bomb_gu... | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 16151. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 73.32 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 16152. | Zear (zear5) | 73.32 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 16153. | Jramen (jramen) | 73.31 | 99% | 2025-02-21 |
| 16154. | tropics (tropicswpm56) | 73.31 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 16155. | Fjord (fjord41) | 73.31 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 16156. | God (jpaul100) | 73.31 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 16157. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 73.31 | 98.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16158. | Varenuk (varenuk) | 73.31 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16159. | Matti (matti37238) | 73.31 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 16160. | Tianqi (chentianqi) | 73.31 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 16161. | jesus (jesusepie) | 73.30 | 94% | 2015-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |