See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11068. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11069. | sixten (calvin2) | 79.04 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11070. | CheetahHiKehde (cheetahikehde) | 79.03 | 94% | 2025-07-05 |
| 11071. | khalil (khaliil98) | 79.03 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 11072. | WowPickles (wowpickles) | 79.03 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11073. | High (highbeach) | 79.03 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 11074. | Thomas (thomaschui0204) | 79.03 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 11075. | yeetingkeeb (yeetingkey) | 79.02 | 96% | 2025-10-24 |
| 11076. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 79.02 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| 11077. | pouya (pooyamz) | 79.02 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 11078. | zhong xina (bingchilling69) | 79.00 | 95% | 2024-07-26 |
| 11079. | Masonlee (oimason) | 79.00 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11080. | K1teenz (k1teenz) | 79.00 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11081. | Code (codename47) | 79.00 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 11082. | above (abovebbbminus) | 79.00 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 11083. | king (kingkuzo) | 79.00 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11084. | Naz (zdkraner) | 78.99 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 11085. | FRATNIX (fratnix) | 78.99 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 11086. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 78.99 | 96.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 11087. | Kermit (fluffyronald) | 78.99 | 99% | 2020-01-03 |
| 11088. | Ian (icspicy) | 78.98 | 99% | 2023-08-15 |
| 11089. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 78.98 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 11090. | Abdullah (saafan) | 78.97 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 11091. | dilectus (dilectus) | 78.97 | 100% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11092. | tstats[quolen] (quolen) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 11093. | Frank (fizero) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 11094. | jek (jekkey) | 78.96 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11095. | nesco (robsub0905) | 78.96 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11096. | Michael (kimbo1414) | 78.96 | 95% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11097. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 78.96 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |