Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4550. | Lumbardh (nikpeta) | 58.53 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4551. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 58.51 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4552. | GOD (dogarr) | 58.50 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4553. | The (manish8972) | 58.50 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4554. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 58.49 | 92% | 2020-07-12 |
| 4555. | Hasibuan (voyager28) | 58.49 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 4556. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 58.47 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 4557. | Jess (turtleotaku) | 58.47 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4558. | ghufran (ghufran8288) | 58.47 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4559. | Jonathan (kjomaster) | 58.46 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 4560. | Jesus (kingofgollums) | 58.46 | 94% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4561. | xdm (cbk808) | 58.46 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 4562. | Amie (asears76) | 58.46 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4563. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 58.44 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4564. | Alexey (leandoer_) | 58.43 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4565. | Rizki (rizki_ananda) | 58.43 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 4566. | zdk (zdkaster) | 58.42 | 99% | 2020-05-10 |
| 4567. | ian (yangzki) | 58.41 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 4568. | Brennan (bwellshi) | 58.41 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4569. | Wolf (wooferwolf) | 58.41 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 4570. | Orton (ortxn) | 58.39 | 98% | 2020-03-18 |
| 4571. | cody (ocdy1001) | 58.37 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4572. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 58.37 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4573. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 58.36 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4574. | Udar (sinulescu) | 58.36 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4575. | Omar (omar_elaraby) | 58.34 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4576. | Sam (galaxy_bloodcuz) | 58.32 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4577. | Ivo (ivokaragyozov) | 58.32 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 4578. | J (yoyo123456789) | 58.31 | 94% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4579. | Manu (basuramanu) | 58.31 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |