With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5785. | ballersmaller (ballersmaller) | 96.38 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 5786. | Nick (spirk) | 96.38 | 94% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5787. | 7zephyr (7zephyr) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 5788. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 96.37 | 99.1% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5789. | Olivia (livlev) | 96.37 | 98% | 2016-12-14 |
| 5790. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 5791. | Naaman (nae26) | 96.36 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5792. | Totem (totemic) | 96.36 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 5793. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 96.35 | 98% | 2024-03-28 |
| 5794. | Why are you (so___slow) | 96.35 | 99% | 2025-08-07 |
| 5795. | Zoe (zoelxx) | 96.34 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5796. | PHi (ptangy) | 96.34 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 5797. | Captain (scrubwrecker666) | 96.34 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 5798. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 96.34 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5799. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 96.34 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 5800. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 5801. | Calin Marian (klinashka) | 96.32 | 99% | 2025-12-01 |
| 5802. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 96.32 | 96.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 5803. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 96.32 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 5804. | Red (realbayne) | 96.32 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 5805. | flaming (zbloom) | 96.32 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 5806. | Alan (lunatorra) | 96.32 | 98% | 2017-01-09 |
| 5807. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 96.31 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5808. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 96.31 | 96.2% | 2024-07-06 |
| 5809. | Sam (samschmoll) | 96.31 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 5810. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 96.31 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5811. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 96.31 | 98% | 2020-04-07 |
| 5812. | Kyu (kyukang) | 96.31 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 5813. | amanullah (amanullah32) | 96.29 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 5814. | Andrea (andi_) | 96.29 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |