So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8150. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 89.98 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 8151. | Scott (sisyphus) | 89.98 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 8152. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 89.97 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8153. | dewg0ng (dewg0ng) | 89.97 | 85% | 2014-10-30 |
| 8154. | . (printsmorgan) | 89.97 | 95% | 2020-02-11 |
| 8155. | serk (sherp_68) | 89.97 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 8156. | Andy (andyyu) | 89.97 | 92% | 2014-12-02 |
| 8157. | Edard (edardstark) | 89.96 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8158. | thuc (thucdx) | 89.96 | 96% | 2013-09-28 |
| 8159. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 89.96 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 8160. | Piotr (pitoko) | 89.96 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 8161. | Chris (sirchristoffvonbjergen) | 89.95 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8162. | Chinmay (chinmay_jangid) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-12-21 |
| 8163. | brrr (brrr) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8164. | Igor (brezerk) | 89.95 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 8165. | Alejandro (blizzr) | 89.95 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
| 8166. | flaming (zbloom) | 89.94 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8167. | bcity (bcity4) | 89.94 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 8168. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 89.93 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8169. | Sagi (sagi73) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8170. | kemp (imnotflamez) | 89.92 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8171. | Nim (nimkl) | 89.92 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8172. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 89.92 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8173. | Sim (luckytosnort) | 89.92 | 93% | 2012-01-16 |
| 8174. | Frischer Salat (frischersalat) | 89.92 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 8175. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 89.92 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8176. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 89.92 | 97% | 2019-06-08 |
| 8177. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.91 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8178. | Cindy (slipps243) | 89.91 | 97% | 2016-10-04 |
| 8179. | King (kingkaih) | 89.90 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |