So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33886. | Joe (watchtheskies) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 33887. | Ace (ace2pid) | 44.55 | 89% | 2014-05-06 |
| 33888. | Joseph (stig) | 44.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 33889. | Max (maxwong) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 33890. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 44.54 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 33891. | Stuart (syaffa) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 33892. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 44.53 | 85% | 2013-03-07 |
| 33893. | Chris (immortaljason) | 44.53 | 93% | 2022-11-03 |
| 33894. | Esteban (estebanram) | 44.53 | 94.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33895. | saleem (frari) | 44.53 | 90% | 2015-09-06 |
| 33896. | Vishnu (dev_thapa121) | 44.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 33897. | Grandmasteroogway (grandmas... | 44.52 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 33898. | ramzy (ramzy) | 44.52 | 84% | 2012-01-20 |
| 33899. | Law (dumbgumgum) | 44.52 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 33900. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 44.52 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| 33901. | Marcus (oreothekid) | 44.52 | 89% | 2016-04-24 |
| 33902. | Mocha (mochawarrior) | 44.51 | 86% | 2014-10-06 |
| 33903. | Beastmode (colecc13) | 44.51 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 33904. | Khalid (khalidramadan) | 44.51 | 86% | 2017-05-01 |
| 33905. | Ven (v4vendetta) | 44.51 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 33906. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 44.51 | 94% | 2020-10-19 |
| 33907. | Rachel (heredia_rachel) | 44.51 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 33908. | ZEN (zenseki) | 44.51 | 87% | 2013-03-08 |
| 33909. | zuabir (zbkhan) | 44.51 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| 33910. | solty (solty) | 44.50 | 85% | 2015-08-12 |
| 33911. | dimka (zlobny_sfinktor) | 44.50 | 94% | 2023-07-15 |
| 33912. | harman (harman) | 44.50 | — | 2010-03-03 |
| 33913. | Systemic (systemic) | 44.50 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 33914. | ArLorya (arlorya) | 44.49 | 94% | 2022-11-02 |
| 33915. | sekar (sekarputria) | 44.49 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |