I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13905. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 79.85 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 13906. | T^T (asylumchess) | 79.85 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 13907. | Mark (mkashani17) | 79.84 | 88% | 2017-02-01 |
| 13908. | Glenn (glenn101107) | 79.84 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 13909. | Bern (berntheseal) | 79.84 | 95.4% | 2025-05-27 |
| 13910. | Randy (randyli) | 79.84 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13911. | Sparik (sparik) | 79.84 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 13912. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 79.84 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 13913. | 🐌 (adas291) | 79.84 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 13914. | Gnomkillah (gnomkillah) | 79.83 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 13915. | Shagnik (shagnik) | 79.83 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 13916. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 79.83 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 13917. | Steven (stevie03) | 79.82 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 13918. | Kriss (kkright) | 79.82 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 13919. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 79.82 | 99% | 2017-02-06 |
| 13920. | alkalime (cptsprinklez) | 79.81 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 13921. | Begonia (begonia) | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
| 13922. | tolbi (tolbi) | 79.80 | 92.1% | 2023-11-06 |
| 13923. | farzadjokhi (farzadslowacco... | 79.80 | 98.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13924. | MyNameIsGodzLol (mynameisgo... | 79.80 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13925. | Taneri (revirial) | 79.80 | 99% | 2019-12-26 |
| 13926. | hi (zazzz) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13927. | E (derivatives) | 79.80 | 98% | 2019-09-22 |
| 13928. | Kenneth (htoob) | 79.80 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 13929. | aarsh (aarsh333) | 79.79 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 13930. | amine (amichet) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 13931. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 79.79 | 96.3% | 2025-03-31 |
| 13932. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 79.79 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
| 13933. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 79.79 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13934. | danymanny (danymanny) | 79.79 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |