The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21347. | GBoss1924 (gboss1924) | 73.95 | 95.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 21348. | hastur233 (hastur233) | 73.95 | 97% | 2026-01-29 |
| 21349. | Michael (tinmanny) | 73.95 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 21350. | Redfig (redfig69) | 73.95 | 97.3% | 2025-04-28 |
| 21351. | SpeedRacer (speed_racer3) | 73.95 | 98% | 2024-06-26 |
| 21352. | Chin (chinnoname) | 73.95 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 21353. | Taco (nataco) | 73.95 | 97% | 2025-07-15 |
| 21354. | RVEFCL (rvefcl) | 73.95 | 97% | 2024-05-26 |
| 21355. | Rob (robadob1) | 73.95 | 95% | 2014-05-12 |
| 21356. | Vishnu (steel_tissue) | 73.95 | 99% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21357. | Syed Baqir (syedbaqirulhusn... | 73.95 | 95% | 2016-04-08 |
| 21358. | myscloud (myscloud) | 73.95 | 98% | 2013-07-14 |
| 21359. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 73.95 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
| 21360. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 21361. | skate (skates) | 73.95 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 21362. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 73.95 | 95% | 2018-10-28 |
| 21363. | rlkenealey (rlkenealey) | 73.94 | 96.8% | 2024-09-02 |
| 21364. | CHILLOOPA (chilloopa) | 73.94 | 96% | 2025-12-25 |
| 21365. | Z. (zazz4) | 73.94 | 93% | 2012-12-24 |
| 21366. | L (krumpachnik) | 73.94 | 95% | 2024-06-10 |
| 21367. | Vrum (vrumvrum56) | 73.94 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 21368. | Trash (hearsetrash) | 73.94 | 98% | 2024-02-12 |
| 21369. | tstats[dubsk1s] (dubsk1s) | 73.94 | 96% | 2025-11-07 |
| 21370. | Christopher (loafimus) | 73.94 | 96% | 2012-08-15 |
| 21371. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 73.94 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 21372. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 73.94 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 21373. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 73.94 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21374. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 73.94 | 94% | 2022-02-13 |
| 21375. | ehojhowdoiron (jhowironhotel) | 73.94 | 96% | 2017-08-25 |
| 21376. | LR (lenko) | 73.94 | 97% | 2016-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |