So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16331. | (goldenrage) | 73.72 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 16332. | (jackparker) | 73.72 | 97% | 2013-12-16 |
| 16333. | (nathanhowell) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 16334. | (saifhhasan) | 73.72 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 16335. | (packet) | 73.72 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 16336. | (jessepinkman) | 73.72 | 95% | 2014-12-05 |
| 16337. | (crazymario) | 73.71 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 16338. | Tak (googlebleh) | 73.71 | 95% | 2017-02-18 |
| 16339. | (faithdavis) | 73.71 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 16340. | (xharlie) | 73.71 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 16341. | (kaseyc73) | 73.70 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16342. | (mccrozier) | 73.70 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 16343. | (domynation) | 73.70 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 16344. | (reverb_ac) | 73.70 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 16345. | (womblejomble) | 73.70 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
| 16346. | (ngorgechleng) | 73.70 | 95% | 2013-07-04 |
| 16347. | (zupery) | 73.69 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16348. | (zazz4) | 73.69 | 92% | 2013-12-18 |
| 16349. | (bruhhhelpla) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 16350. | Maximilian (millczarr) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 16351. | (0rozebladez0) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16352. | (said003) | 73.69 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 16353. | Daniel (ssj4nightwing) | 73.69 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 16354. | (aremholz) | 73.69 | 95.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 16355. | (sarah_jane) | 73.69 | 94% | 2014-06-02 |
| 16356. | (saurus) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 16357. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 73.69 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16358. | ARGO (martinhadadream) | 73.69 | 95% | 2014-04-09 |
| 16359. | (pumpinz) | 73.69 | 93% | 2014-03-03 |
| 16360. | (aryasatheesh) | 73.69 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |