So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34849. | Patel Dinesh Gowd (racer2606) | 41.97 | 92.5% | 2023-07-10 |
| 34850. | BestSteve (ibmibmibm) | 41.97 | — | 2009-06-24 |
| 34851. | Paula (paulapgomes) | 41.97 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 34852. | James (jamespon) | 41.97 | 89% | 2015-12-10 |
| 34853. | Pozdrawiam (beyerrr) | 41.96 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 34854. | ismail (ismail_dinc) | 41.96 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 34855. | Seane (seane_cifer) | 41.95 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 34856. | ProRacer (fjjffj) | 41.95 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 34857. | Leonardo (finex2126) | 41.95 | 94% | 2021-10-27 |
| 34858. | Le (superquay) | 41.95 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 34859. | Norman (nlviands) | 41.95 | 92% | 2014-12-22 |
| 34860. | Nabin (nabin) | 41.95 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 34861. | jelly (jellydoughnutt) | 41.95 | 95% | 2014-02-11 |
| 34862. | mike (mikebond31) | 41.93 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 34863. | padra (sabat) | 41.93 | 88% | 2013-03-14 |
| 34864. | Paul (bk1025) | 41.92 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 34865. | Akash (tirchi) | 41.91 | 94% | 2022-07-28 |
| 34866. | wong (pong2213) | 41.91 | 88% | 2011-05-10 |
| 34867. | zvv (zavvla) | 41.91 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 34868. | David (dejvid91) | 41.91 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| 34869. | Natalie Hyde (nanidanihani) | 41.90 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 34870. | Deem (deem) | 41.90 | 28% | 2012-07-11 |
| 34871. | sidrah (sidrah) | 41.90 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 34872. | Jerry (gto76) | 41.90 | 90% | 2014-05-16 |
| 34873. | Yelshat (temduck) | 41.88 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 34874. | Simon (nevereverlife) | 41.88 | 94.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 34875. | Richard (rvidz) | 41.88 | 92.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 34876. | Mrbean (mrbean__00) | 41.88 | 94.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 34877. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 41.88 | 92% | 2011-11-16 |
| 34878. | Ali (aliezaheer) | 41.87 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |