And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31584. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 59.10 | 91% | 2017-04-26 |
| 31585. | (nofowuw) | 59.10 | 91% | 2015-08-20 |
| 31586. | xxx (galgtonold) | 59.10 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 31587. | cc (ccshenghung) | 59.09 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 31588. | (kdcoetzee) | 59.09 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 31589. | (derrick0201) | 59.09 | 96.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31590. | (piotr_121) | 59.09 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 31591. | Yinn (yinn) | 59.09 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 31592. | typejo (typejo) | 59.09 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 31593. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 59.09 | 95% | 2012-12-17 |
| 31594. | (wilc) | 59.08 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 31595. | (pro_beta) | 59.08 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 31596. | (neptune) | 59.08 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 31597. | Julian (juliansy) | 59.08 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 31598. | (ethel7t7) | 59.08 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 31599. | (chad111) | 59.08 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 31600. | (kurokaw3a) | 59.07 | 93.8% | 2023-10-06 |
| 31601. | Andrew (adonis627) | 59.07 | 93% | 2012-10-01 |
| 31602. | zaur (zaurww) | 59.07 | 98% | 2011-08-11 |
| 31603. | (oreka) | 59.07 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 31604. | (jadabbas) | 59.06 | 95% | 2012-11-28 |
| 31605. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 59.06 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 31606. | trien (hoangocvan) | 59.06 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 31607. | (yohasakura7410) | 59.06 | 87% | 2015-10-20 |
| 31608. | (paramjit.dhankhar@gmail.com) | 59.06 | 91% | 2012-01-03 |
| 31609. | lllllllll (lllshulll) | 59.05 | 94% | 2016-04-06 |
| 31610. | snoker (snoker_) | 59.05 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 31611. | fahis (fahis) | 59.05 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 31612. | Alan (fireslayer1090) | 59.05 | 94% | 2021-03-18 |
| 31613. | (darkzbat) | 59.05 | 88% | 2014-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |