See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4257. | Halo (halo06) | 102.36 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 4258. | Angus (gooselung) | 102.34 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4259. | Nick (mitchen2) | 102.33 | 97.8% | 2024-05-19 |
| 4260. | Fyroh (legitimum) | 102.32 | 98% | 2024-06-19 |
| 4261. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 102.32 | 98.1% | 2024-02-21 |
| 4262. | woo (eastowest) | 102.32 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 4263. | cali (clear_all_cali) | 102.31 | 96.1% | 2024-11-07 |
| 4264. | T T (turtletown) | 102.31 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 4265. | Daniel (jorhen820) | 102.31 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 4266. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 102.30 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 4267. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 102.30 | 97.4% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4268. | Ruicky8 (ruicky8) | 102.30 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 4269. | tstats[jessicabugo] (jessic... | 102.30 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 4270. | Jon (jnahil) | 102.30 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 4271. | Jay (jayser6) | 102.29 | 99% | 2021-12-04 |
| 4272. | (atorpy) | 102.29 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 4273. | Bob (alfred_is_qwerty) | 102.28 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 4274. | Luna (vexara) | 102.28 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4275. | Sean (beahmer) | 102.28 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 4276. | ZaTh (zathz) | 102.28 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4277. | Zale (zllee) | 102.26 | 97% | 2026-04-06 |
| 4278. | Henry (hcaocollege) | 102.24 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 4279. | Benjamin (fatjammin) | 102.24 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 4280. | Callum (yuihirasawa) | 102.23 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 4281. | Lord (planta) | 102.23 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 4282. | LonerBox (lonerbox) | 102.22 | 98.1% | 2024-09-01 |
| 4283. | Ternimus (ternimus) | 102.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4284. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 102.22 | 100% | 2025-10-13 |
| 4285. | Muhammad (mhasan01) | 102.22 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4286. | Gelo (gelo2004) | 102.21 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |