And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20697. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 77.65 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 20698. | slimaq (slimaq) | 77.65 | 97% | 2013-01-03 |
| 20699. | cole (cmurph) | 77.65 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 20700. | PhantasmagoricBeef (phantas... | 77.64 | 94% | 2018-01-18 |
| 20701. | vbop (vbop) | 77.64 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20702. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 77.64 | 96.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 20703. | Basar (bsrykt) | 77.64 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 20704. | Nikola (nikola_joker) | 77.64 | 93% | 2012-04-12 |
| 20705. | Manish (mandish) | 77.64 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 20706. | Malik (spandexsix34) | 77.63 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20707. | Evan (igatteit) | 77.63 | 94% | 2022-03-03 |
| 20708. | Dylan (hayoonsimp) | 77.63 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20709. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 77.63 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20710. | Charlie (charlie5515) | 77.63 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20711. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 77.63 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 20712. | tuttle (tuttle) | 77.63 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 20713. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 77.62 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20714. | Crazy Turtle (angry__leopard) | 77.62 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 20715. | Jim (the_belal) | 77.62 | 97% | 2012-04-30 |
| 20716. | zarzych (zarzych) | 77.62 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 20717. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 77.62 | 98% | 2014-09-30 |
| 20718. | Azubi (azubi) | 77.61 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 20719. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 77.61 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 20720. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 77.61 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 20721. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 77.61 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 20722. | Will (will3214) | 77.60 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 20723. | Nood1ePie (nood1epie) | 77.60 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20724. | Garv (monorisk) | 77.60 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 20725. | hikaru (hikaru27) | 77.60 | 98% | 2011-09-05 |
| 20726. | Dane (brenstem) | 77.60 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |