The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9852. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.46 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 9853. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 88.46 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 9854. | Tom (tomw03) | 88.46 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9855. | John (soulsforhire) | 88.46 | 94% | 2014-11-22 |
| 9856. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 88.46 | 96% | 2015-05-06 |
| 9857. | MrQuality (mr_quality) | 88.45 | 97.2% | 2024-08-14 |
| 9858. | Soup-Sus (soupsus) | 88.45 | 96% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9859. | Aaron (oofle007) | 88.45 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 9860. | henlo (ireason) | 88.45 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
| 9861. | Chris (planedriver) | 88.45 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 9862. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 88.45 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 9863. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 88.44 | 96.4% | 2024-01-01 |
| 9864. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 88.44 | 97.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 9865. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 9866. | tapos (mykdspyk) | 88.44 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 9867. | XrXr (xrxr) | 88.44 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 9868. | thebest (thebest63) | 88.43 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9869. | Dirty Back (dirtyback) | 88.43 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 9870. | Morp (8211morp) | 88.43 | 95.5% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9871. | Oliwier (olix04) | 88.43 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 9872. | Jer (grumz) | 88.43 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9873. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 88.43 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9874. | Eoin (eoing) | 88.43 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9875. | Martin (zarrix) | 88.43 | 88% | 2016-08-20 |
| 9876. | Scott (residings) | 88.42 | 93% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9877. | Andrew (rentor) | 88.42 | 97% | 2016-03-16 |
| 9878. | Bradley (qualm) | 88.42 | 91% | 2011-11-13 |
| 9879. | LSF (lsforman) | 88.42 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 9880. | Kate (purplerain16) | 88.41 | 96% | 2016-05-31 |
| 9881. | Phillip (littlebigphil) | 88.41 | 99% | 2025-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |