As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20385. | Aimless (ladylike) | 53.63 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
20386. | Samo (sakra) | 53.62 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
20387. | ibrahim (ibbo38) | 53.62 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
20388. | Andresito (veterinariann) | 53.62 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
20389. | needforSPEED! (hereforspeed) | 53.62 | 93% | 2016-10-09 |
20390. | MIke (mike110) | 53.61 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
20391. | kieran (kieran_c01) | 53.61 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
20392. | Robin (rmw_) | 53.61 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
20393. | Mohamed (mohamedsameh) | 53.61 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
20394. | David (hernan940730) | 53.61 | 96% | 2016-07-16 |
20395. | Allen (allenyin) | 53.61 | 87% | 2017-05-03 |
20396. | SHIVA SAHA (shiva_666) | 53.60 | 95.6% | 2023-10-15 |
20397. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 53.60 | 94% | 2021-05-16 |
20398. | Valentino (valentino82) | 53.60 | 95.8% | 2023-11-01 |
20399. | Svetlin (thepb) | 53.60 | 97.3% | 2021-02-24 |
20400. | wasja (diamaid) | 53.60 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
20401. | Zarq (zarqk) | 53.59 | 88% | 2016-06-22 |
20402. | zach (zachkaupp) | 53.59 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
20403. | Nil (nilgbuch) | 53.59 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
20404. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 53.59 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
20405. | Vaibhav (deadassassin007) | 53.58 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
20406. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 53.58 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
20407. | Hero (herodegroot) | 53.57 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
20408. | Chawakorn (wincsac) | 53.57 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
20409. | LubedCube (lubed_cube) | 53.56 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
20410. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 53.56 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
20411. | Allen (dirodoku) | 53.55 | 87% | 2017-03-27 |
20412. | tommy bhau (pseudonetwork) | 53.55 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
20413. | Felix (typer4321) | 53.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
20414. | Jaun (adrian114) | 53.55 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |