Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10398. | SMhd (smhd) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
| 10399. | (aaaywhatup) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 10400. | Rick Astley (beardybeardy) | 84.76 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 10401. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 84.76 | 92% | 2015-04-02 |
| 10402. | (reigning_king) | 84.75 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| 10403. | Ivan (ivanli08) | 84.75 | 98% | 2016-04-30 |
| 10404. | tids (tids) | 84.75 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10405. | (iamskyhawk) | 84.75 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10406. | (tevefan) | 84.75 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 10407. | (tarou) | 84.74 | 97% | 2012-07-30 |
| 10408. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 84.74 | 95% | 2013-07-25 |
| 10409. | liam (liom101) | 84.74 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 10410. | (monxii) | 84.74 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 10411. | (ibrahimt13) | 84.73 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10412. | kemiy (kemiy) | 84.73 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10413. | (cardeer) | 84.73 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 10414. | Jared (jared779) | 84.72 | 96% | 2015-01-28 |
| 10415. | Lelerz (lelerz314) | 84.72 | 94% | 2014-01-05 |
| 10416. | (zarkatos) | 84.72 | 91% | 2012-10-29 |
| 10417. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 84.72 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 10418. | Pizdonja (sule57) | 84.72 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 10419. | Tet (xtet) | 84.72 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 10420. | (tanthony43) | 84.71 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 10421. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 84.71 | 95% | 2016-02-04 |
| 10422. | (apocolad) | 84.71 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 10423. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 84.70 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 10424. | (ijittqerr_) | 84.70 | 94% | 2021-09-08 |
| 10425. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 10426. | (nickisfake) | 84.70 | 97% | 2016-11-22 |
| 10427. | squirrel (squirrelpro) | 84.70 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |