It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4883. | Avram (robertckk) | 46.50 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4884. | Mudit (n___) | 46.47 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 4885. | SJ (sonialj) | 46.46 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4886. | jakob (knapper102) | 46.40 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4887. | Felsic (felsic) | 46.35 | 94% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4888. | Sam (samjm) | 46.34 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4889. | Chris (avery91) | 46.31 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 4890. | me (waxy_candle) | 46.30 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4891. | Kim (darkhide16) | 46.28 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4892. | Ajay (metacorb) | 46.22 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4893. | StantheAsian90 (stantheasia... | 46.18 | 94% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4894. | VISI (visi314) | 46.12 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4895. | Slayze (slayze) | 46.01 | 94% | 2018-01-26 |
| 4896. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 45.92 | 93% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4897. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 45.90 | 93% | 2020-08-14 |
| 4898. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 45.84 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 4899. | Yewzark (zark_11) | 45.81 | 93% | 2020-04-14 |
| 4900. | Roberto (robetomn) | 45.81 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4901. | sandeep (kaneki75) | 45.80 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4902. | Christos (__christos__) | 45.78 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 4903. | Artur (arturklm) | 45.76 | 95% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4904. | Tefari (thenexthokage23) | 45.68 | 94% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4905. | mercury (bibaryskoutepov) | 45.66 | 95% | 2019-05-22 |
| 4906. | Adi (tntp) | 45.65 | 93% | 2019-04-16 |
| 4907. | Ege (egekblt) | 45.64 | 92% | 2017-09-18 |
| 4908. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.56 | 96% | 2018-11-09 |
| 4909. | Olive (oliveoildealer) | 45.51 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4910. | AJIT (ajit59) | 45.51 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4911. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 45.48 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4912. | Taras (mas_boater) | 45.47 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |